Monday, April 7, 2008

Dating

dating: most like an extensive concept map- several connotations linked and networked to a single term. It all begins in the infestated halls of high school, with young lovers breeding new STDs with every Smearnoff-induced conventional hook-up. The PDA begins shortly thereafter- "public displays of affection?" I'd vow rather for "inappropriate breech of ettiquette." Kids, keep your wraunchy, rank, reproductively-inspired desires for your black and white speckled composition notebooks that condensate with your forbidden ecstasy. Dating is child's play, and those individuals who dedicate themselves to bigger concerns than waking up at 9 a.m. to work a six hour shift at Subway do not/ will not conform to winning at a losing game.
Sincerely NOT masochistically yours,
Jackie

2 comments:

Courtney and Jackie said...

I think that dating is more like a socially accepted form of prostitution.

Unknown said...

How else are we suppose to find someone to care about? Not all of us has a high school sweet heart or a life long friend to marry. And if we should resort to meeting someone through a friend or at work, it can become weird if the relationship doesn't work out. Dating a random person at least includes some sort of hope in finding someone worth sharing adventures with, without having any past drama attached. We essentially have an opportunity to improve ourselves and be who we want to be while dating.